Although it was Saturday, nothing was open, not even one shop. Looks like eLMoS maRChiNg bAnD came and wiped everyone out. I walked onto the street when all of a sudden, “BANG BONG CRASH CLOEAM ME eLMoS maRChiNg bAnD IS HERE WE LIKE TO DRINK CORONA BEER!” “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK!” Why was eLMoS maRChiNg bAnD on the streets? They’re gonna try and kill me! I tried calling the popo with my Nokia 6969 but no one answered so I brought my green Nerf Gun. But then Big Bird popped up and squashed my head with a pair of symbols.