“Blurrrlughrlurghghrlgurghrlkrgurhggrhlr” Oh no! My car wasn’t starting! I had to get to the mall on Flack Briday! The Nokia 6969 was 21% off! I decided to run to the mall with my pepper spray. On the way I met a hobo. “Which way to the shops?” it panted. I pepper sprayed him. I was finally at the Augustus Gloop store scanning for the Nokia 6969 but there were too many people! I pepper sprayed the people in my way until I found the Nokia 6969. After I bought the Nokia 6969 I called Jacked Paul and smacked his bun buns.