One day there was a hunter that hunted ducks and turkeys, but he was dumb. One day him and his friend were out hunting and it was his turn to shoot. “Why are u holding a sniper when your two meters from the duck,” said his friend. “Stop distracting me.” He said there was a loud bang and the duck flew away. His friend was staring at him with disbelief. “How did you miss that.” His friend said. “Well I didn’t know ducks could fly,”he said. 2 hours later he was in the hospital with a bullet in his arm.