Wednesday, October 16, 2019
The Turkey Attacks of 1916
It was heavier than I expected… “Austin! Stop reading that book of yours and join us on the beach!” “OK MOM!” I went down to the beach when all of a sudden… GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE! An army of turkeys came out of the water and started ripping limbs off people's bodies! “AAHHHHHHHHHHH! What the #@%$!” GOBBLE GOBBLE! GOBBLE GOBBLE! I tried to find my parents but the turkeys were blocking my sight. GOBBLE GOBBLE! GOBBLE GOBBLE! There were dead bodies everywhere! I found my parents sprawled on the sand with turkeys nipping at their flesh! This was the worst vacation EVER!